thisisahostagesituation:

when you find out your friend shares your kinks

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Wednesday, April 23 with 46,168 notes

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

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Wednesday, April 23 with 215,580 notes

gayindustrialcomplex:

reblog if you are sorry ms. jackson and also are for real

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Wednesday, April 23 with 27,582 notes

I’m a nerd

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An Incomplete List of Noteable People I've Delivered Pizzas To

tybaar:

It’s coming up on a year now since I got my current job as a pizza delivery girl, and I thought this would be a good time to delve into the little ever-expanding “WTFPIZZA” note I keep on my cell that helps me remember some of my more, uh - interesting deliveries.

So without…

Tuesday, April 22 with 81,270 notes