I would fuck the person I reblogged this from

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Tuesday, October 14 with 2,163 notes

Actual conversation at a party last night

Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

Monday, October 13 with 121,777 notes


once my English professor gave a girl a clean, flat F on her paper because throughout the whole paper, she kept calling Black people in Britain “African-Americans”

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Monday, October 13 with 9,075 notes

Little Bear Background Music: Flying To The Moon

Tuesday, October 7 with 6,610 notes


*pelvic thrusts kitchen drawers closed*

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Monday, October 6 with 93,605 notes