Actual conversation at a party last nightRandom college kid:
Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
I, um. I-I don't care?
*turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you
once my English professor gave a girl a clean, flat F on her paper because throughout the whole paper, she kept calling Black people in Britain “African-Americans”
*pelvic thrusts kitchen drawers closed*
(Source: anonymouscrane, via deliriouschemicalkitten)